Two crabs scuttled out of their burrows to enjoy the summer sun.
The older of the two said, “Youngster, I notice that you walk in the most peculiar fashion. Instead of moving straight ahead with your toes turned out, you scramble sideways. And it is not a pretty sight.”
The young crab was embarrassed. “I’m sure you are right, sir, but I’m not sure I understand. Would you show me how it’s done?”
“Certainly,” said the senior crab. “Watch and learn.”
But there was no difference in his gait; he scuttled sideways, too. And when he tried to turn his toes out, he fell flat on his face.
If you can’t set a good example, don’t tell others what to do.
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